lorcychief:

don’t be a dingus hunk and vrote..for your prez

lorcychief:

don’t be a dingus hunk and vrote..for your prez

No way!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheez-its???!?!?!????!??
That fuckin’ rocks!!!!!!!!!11!
Now unhand that shit or imma scratch the crap out of your weird, naked paws.
(via Imgur)

No way!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheez-its???!?!?!????!??

That fuckin’ rocks!!!!!!!!!11!

Now unhand that shit or imma scratch the crap out of your weird, naked paws.

(via Imgur)

Fuck no, I’m not sharing shit with you, bitch.

Did you miss the part where I’m covered with MOTHERFUCKING RAZOR-SHARP SPINES?

Because I will cut anyone who attempts to deny me these unbelievable sugar-nuggets.

(by Zooniversity1)

Fuck turkey, fuck stuffing, and fuck goddamned cranberries.
What I’m thankful for is the shitloads of fucking amazing individually-wrapped meat-slabs that are literally lying around in huge-assed piles down there.
dailyotter: Via flythebirdpath~}~}~}

Fuck turkey, fuck stuffing, and fuck goddamned cranberries.

What I’m thankful for is the shitloads of fucking amazing individually-wrapped meat-slabs that are literally lying around in huge-assed piles down there.

dailyotter: Via flythebirdpath~}~}~}

(via dailyotter)

Oh ha fucking ha, taunt the frog.
Too bad you’re figna be fucking eye-lickingly delicious meat in five seconds.
(via)

Oh ha fucking ha, taunt the frog.

Too bad you’re figna be fucking eye-lickingly delicious meat in five seconds.

(via)

Great fucking presentation, Wolfgang, but next time, say it with meat.
(via fyeahwrinklydogs)

Great fucking presentation, Wolfgang, but next time, say it with meat.

(via fyeahwrinklydogs)

(via smushedfacecreatures)

Shiiiiiiiit, man, it’s fucked-up how good this shit tastes.
Whatever was in that bong hit is working, that’s for fucking sure.
(via)

Shiiiiiiiit, man, it’s fucked-up how good this shit tastes.

Whatever was in that bong hit is working, that’s for fucking sure.

(via)

Holy fuck in a fuckbasket that’s sweet.

Mrnph mrnph mnrpmh HEY.

WHAT THE FUCK, ASSHOLE. You get your fucking pointy-assed dog nose the fuck away from MY slab-o-flavor or I will fucking scratch the motherfucking shit off of your motherfucking face!

(by sweetfurx4 submitted by Rossana)

Oh … mmm … fuuuuuck … damn …

Wha? Hey, turn that camera off, bitch!

This is between me and this un-fucking-believable flavor-vine.

(by mhjones79)

OK. Now we’re fucking talking. Because shit yes I’ll eat bread, what am I, fucking stupid? This is bread we’re fucking talking about.

(via cat eating bread)
OK. Now we’re fucking talking. Because shit yes I’ll eat bread, what am I, fucking stupid? This is bread we’re fucking talking about.

(via cat eating bread)

I fuckin’ love you!
Not you! I was talking to the food.
Well yeah, I was looking at you, but I was talking to the food.
Because it’s fucking incredible, that’s why.
Well fuck you too, asshole!
via juliasegal:thoseareturkeys:lickystickypickyme

I fuckin’ love you!

Not you! I was talking to the food.

Well yeah, I was looking at you, but I was talking to the food.

Because it’s fucking incredible, that’s why.

Well fuck you too, asshole!

via juliasegal:thoseareturkeys:lickystickypickyme

(via blameitonbrazil)

Oh shit shit shit shit SHIT!
How the fuck am I supposed to stand perfectly still with this scrump-fucking-licious flavor-slab right smack the fuck dab under my goddamned fucking nose?
(via Cute n Tiny)

Oh shit shit shit shit SHIT!

How the fuck am I supposed to stand perfectly still with this scrump-fucking-licious flavor-slab right smack the fuck dab under my goddamned fucking nose?

(via Cute n Tiny)

I don’t care how fucking stupid it makes my tongue look.
I don’t care about anything except this motherfucking outstanding flavor-slush.
(via Cat Eating Snow Cone [PIC])

I don’t care how fucking stupid it makes my tongue look.

I don’t care about anything except this motherfucking outstanding flavor-slush.

(via Cat Eating Snow Cone [PIC])

What. The. Fuck.
It’s not meat, yet it’s fucking awesome.
I’m gonna have to walk around in circles and think about that for a very long time.
(by p lorant)

What. The. Fuck.

It’s not meat, yet it’s fucking awesome.

I’m gonna have to walk around in circles and think about that for a very long time.

(by p lorant)

Back off, motherfucker!
This is my motherfucking apple-nugget, and this is you getting out of my motherfucking face!
(by eggrole)

Back off, motherfucker!

This is my motherfucking apple-nugget, and this is you getting out of my motherfucking face!

(by eggrole)