Look, dickwads, these nectar-phalli are already enough of a pain in the ass to peel without your crinkly inedible bullshit extra layer, which I will not hesitate to shove right the fuck back up the shit hole it came from if you ever make the mistake of entering my enclosure.
OK you hairless shit, I came all the way out from underneath my luxurious under-the-couch apartment for this nectar-flesh and so it fucking better be fucking delicious or I’m fucking starting on your fucking fingers.
Where the fuck have you all been for the past 3 years? I’ve been waiting here with these five-star flavor-orbs crammed into my flavor-orb-hole for literally fucking ever just to show you douchecopters how inexplicably weak their shells are. How the shit is this supposed to stop anyone from eating as many of these fuckers as they goddamned please?