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Dec 3rd, 2011 at 11:00 am: [permalink]

No way!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheez-its???!?!?!????!??

That fuckin’ rocks!!!!!!!!!11!

Now unhand that shit or imma scratch the crap out of your weird, naked paws.

(via Imgur)

Nov 28th, 2011 at 10:11 am: [permalink]

Fuck no, I’m not sharing shit with you, bitch.

Did you miss the part where I’m covered with MOTHERFUCKING RAZOR-SHARP SPINES?

Because I will cut anyone who attempts to deny me these unbelievable sugar-nuggets.

(by Zooniversity1)

Nov 24th, 2011 at 9:49 am: [permalink]

Fuck turkey, fuck stuffing, and fuck goddamned cranberries.

What I’m thankful for is the shitloads of fucking amazing individually-wrapped meat-slabs that are literally lying around in huge-assed piles down there.

dailyotter: Via flythebirdpath~}~}~}

Nov 23rd, 2011 at 12:01 pm: [permalink]

Oh ha fucking ha, taunt the frog.

Too bad you’re figna be fucking eye-lickingly delicious meat in five seconds.

(via)

Nov 22nd, 2011 at 10:34 pm: [permalink]

Great fucking presentation, Wolfgang, but next time, say it with meat.

(via fyeahwrinklydogs)

(via smushedfacecreatures)

Nov 21st, 2011 at 12:00 pm: [permalink]

Shiiiiiiiit, man, it’s fucked-up how good this shit tastes.

Whatever was in that bong hit is working, that’s for fucking sure.

(via)

Nov 20th, 2011 at 1:49 pm: [permalink]

Holy fuck in a fuckbasket that’s sweet.

Mrnph mrnph mnrpmh HEY.

WHAT THE FUCK, ASSHOLE. You get your fucking pointy-assed dog nose the fuck away from MY slab-o-flavor or I will fucking scratch the motherfucking shit off of your motherfucking face!

(by sweetfurx4 submitted by Rossana)

Nov 18th, 2011 at 9:00 am: [permalink]

Oh … mmm … fuuuuuck … damn …

Wha? Hey, turn that camera off, bitch!

This is between me and this un-fucking-believable flavor-vine.

(by mhjones79)

Nov 16th, 2011 at 8:16 pm: [permalink]

OK. Now we’re fucking talking. Because shit yes I’ll eat bread, what am I, fucking stupid? This is bread we’re fucking talking about.

(via cat eating bread)

Nov 12th, 2011 at 7:27 pm: [permalink]

I fuckin’ love you!

Not you! I was talking to the food.

Well yeah, I was looking at you, but I was talking to the food.

Because it’s fucking incredible, that’s why.

Well fuck you too, asshole!

via juliasegal:thoseareturkeys:lickystickypickyme

(via blameitonbrazil)

Nov 10th, 2011 at 7:34 pm: [permalink]

Oh shit shit shit shit SHIT!

How the fuck am I supposed to stand perfectly still with this scrump-fucking-licious flavor-slab right smack the fuck dab under my goddamned fucking nose?

(via Cute n Tiny)