fucking delicious

Aak! Cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold really fucking cold.

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No, we paid for these from the elotes vendor like everyone else. Frankly, I resent your insinuations of thievery.

And if you don’t stop looking at us I will shove this fucking cob up your cornhole.

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Stop looking at my butthole, you fucking perverts! This isn’t some twisted pervy sex show! I’m just sitting here in half a styrofoam egg trying to eat some motherfucking tofu.

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Holy fucking fuck! This rotting fruit is so mandible-wateringly delicious that I can’t get legs 47 through 93 to stop wiggling!

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Here in my jar

I am safest of all

I can curl in a ball

And eat spaghetti!

In jars …

Fuck Gary Numan! My song makes much more sense. And what the flying fuck is a “car” anyway?

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Now on to plate number two! Fuck yeah!

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Crap! I’m pretty sure you devious fuckers are trying to lure me into some kind of trap with this line of nuts, but I can’t stop eating the fucking things!

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Utensils? I don’t need utensils. I’ve got motherfucking opposable thumbs, remember?

Why you humans waste your time with this knife and fork shit I’ll never understand.

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Well, there’s no sign up saying that dogs aren’t allowed in the park.

Where all the unsuspecting and tasty as crap squirrel motherfuckers are.

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All right, I’ll fucking chase it. Satisfied?

Why can’t you zoo bitches just throw some raw steak into my enclosure like they do everywhere the fuck else?

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OK, some ground rules.

1. Get your own delicious-as-shit rat.

b. If you’re going to get all up in my face, your face is going to get all up in my motherfucking claws.

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I has a fucking flavor.

Here’s an entertaining tip: so does tuna.

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That’s right! We don’t give a fuck where you put the food, just keep those tasty flavor-nuggets coming.

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These flavor-cups are the fucking bomb.

But next time, maybe go a notch up from fucking chihuahua-sized portions.

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Yeah, well Bambi here should have just run a little fucking faster then, huh?

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