fucking delicious

This isn’t funny! This isn’t fucking funny!...

Dec 16th

What? I fucking love eating things nearly the size of my...

Dec 16th

Hey look everybody! I’m Groucho fucking Marx! I...

Dec 15th

Why do you keep giggling? I  fucking love salad. You got a...

Dec 15th

Hmm. Fresh and leafy, with a delicate twiggy nose. Yes,...

Dec 15th

This chunk of bread is pretty good but …holy fucking...

Dec 14th

Look, I don’t care if it’s tied to your weak-ass...

Dec 14th

It says “sanctuary”, photographer bitch, so...

Dec 14th

Shit crap fuckballs!! I forgot to bring a can opener. (via...

Dec 13th

What?! There’s a snack in the bag? Because the bag...

Dec 13th

What houseplant? No houseplant I’ve ever eaten comes...

Dec 13th

Look, if you want a picture of me devouring the crap out of...

Dec 12th

Mmm, that is finger-eating good. Can I just get a bowl of...

Dec 12th

I know it’s not bamboo, asshole. Has it ever occurred...

Dec 12th

Shit! I think they saw us! Don’t move a fucking...

Dec 11th

What? I fucking like bread. I don’t believe any of...

Dec 11th

Yeah, you’re just gonna have to fucking wait. As you...

Dec 11th

I just want a little lick. I don’t want to nibble...

Dec 10th

This shit is so tasty that’s it’s fucking...

Dec 10th

Yes, waiter, this lettuce is—if you’ll pardon my...

Dec 10th

Fuck! It’s a toy helpless furry animal! Well, at...

Dec 9th

Hold the sock, you fucking moron! On second thought, if...

Dec 9th

We’re just having salads. Don’t hate us because...

Dec 9th

Well, maybe you should have evolved wings and feathers too,...

Dec 8th

Goddamn! This bottle is bigger than me! Now this is what I...

Dec 8th

Yeah, it’s a Satanic cross. We’re fucking...

Dec 8th

I must say, I am exceedingly pleased with this superb...

Dec 7th

Well, it’s not heavy cream with chunks of tuna in it,...

Dec 7th

All right you stupid fucking humans. I’ll pose for...

Dec 7th

Dude. This grass is fucking dank! (via tigersam258)

Dec 6th

I hate getting my nose dry. Ever heard of food that sinks,...

Dec 6th

Fucking eat bugs, or eat bugs not. There is no try. (via...

Dec 6th

Goddammit this so fucking undignified. Why can’t they...

Dec 5th

Yes, of course I’m happy, dumbshit. I’m eating...

Dec 5th

Faster, carrot-feeder! Shove! Shove! Then bring that...

Dec 5th

I don’t reckon I’ve seen you around these parts...

Dec 4th

Ah, cactus. The fucking sweet, spiny treat that no other...

Dec 4th

Leave me alone you miniature human motherfucker! What part...

Dec 4th

I wonder, what makes these juicy flavor-chunks so fucking...

Dec 3rd

Got any other giant bins of fucking delicious haystuffs? ...

Dec 3rd

Hey, I can help you get those heavenly, soft sugar pillows...

Dec 3rd

Fucking shitballs! So close, so close! I’ll get it in...

Dec 2nd

Other way, dumbass! It’s no wonder you humans are so...

Dec 2nd

Cat treat? You better believe I’m engulfing this bad...

Dec 2nd

Doesn’t make any fucking sense. It’s not seal...

Dec 1st

Oh yeah? Well you’re delicious as shit too! How do...

Dec 1st

I fucking love fish brains! A little rubbery, but...

Dec 1st