fucking delicious

Dec 03

No way!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheez-its???!?!?!????!??
That fuckin’ rocks!!!!!!!!!11!
Now unhand that shit or imma scratch the crap out of your weird, naked paws.
(via Imgur)

No way!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheez-its???!?!?!????!??

That fuckin’ rocks!!!!!!!!!11!

Now unhand that shit or imma scratch the crap out of your weird, naked paws.

(via Imgur)

Nov 28

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Nov 24

Fuck turkey, fuck stuffing, and fuck goddamned cranberries.
What I’m thankful for is the shitloads of fucking amazing individually-wrapped meat-slabs that are literally lying around in huge-assed piles down there.
dailyotter: Via flythebirdpath~}~}~}

Fuck turkey, fuck stuffing, and fuck goddamned cranberries.

What I’m thankful for is the shitloads of fucking amazing individually-wrapped meat-slabs that are literally lying around in huge-assed piles down there.

dailyotter: Via flythebirdpath~}~}~}

Nov 23

Oh ha fucking ha, taunt the frog.
Too bad you’re figna be fucking eye-lickingly delicious meat in five seconds.
(via)

Oh ha fucking ha, taunt the frog.

Too bad you’re figna be fucking eye-lickingly delicious meat in five seconds.

(via)

Nov 22

Great fucking presentation, Wolfgang, but next time, say it with meat.
(via fyeahwrinklydogs)

Great fucking presentation, Wolfgang, but next time, say it with meat.

(via fyeahwrinklydogs)

(via smushedfacecreatures)

Nov 21

Shiiiiiiiit, man, it’s fucked-up how good this shit tastes.
Whatever was in that bong hit is working, that’s for fucking sure.
(via)

Shiiiiiiiit, man, it’s fucked-up how good this shit tastes.

Whatever was in that bong hit is working, that’s for fucking sure.

(via)

Nov 20

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Nov 18

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Nov 16

OK. Now we’re fucking talking. Because shit yes I’ll eat bread, what am I, fucking stupid? This is bread we’re fucking talking about.

(via cat eating bread)OK. Now we’re fucking talking. Because shit yes I’ll eat bread, what am I, fucking stupid? This is bread we’re fucking talking about.

(via cat eating bread)

Nov 12

I fuckin’ love you!
Not you! I was talking to the food.
Well yeah, I was looking at you, but I was talking to the food.
Because it’s fucking incredible, that’s why.
Well fuck you too, asshole!
via juliasegal:thoseareturkeys:lickystickypickyme

I fuckin’ love you!

Not you! I was talking to the food.

Well yeah, I was looking at you, but I was talking to the food.

Because it’s fucking incredible, that’s why.

Well fuck you too, asshole!

via juliasegal:thoseareturkeys:lickystickypickyme

(via blameitonbrazil)

Nov 10

Oh shit shit shit shit SHIT!
How the fuck am I supposed to stand perfectly still with this scrump-fucking-licious flavor-slab right smack the fuck dab under my goddamned fucking nose?
(via Cute n Tiny)

Oh shit shit shit shit SHIT!

How the fuck am I supposed to stand perfectly still with this scrump-fucking-licious flavor-slab right smack the fuck dab under my goddamned fucking nose?

(via Cute n Tiny)

Nov 09

I don’t care how fucking stupid it makes my tongue look.
I don’t care about anything except this motherfucking outstanding flavor-slush.
(via Cat Eating Snow Cone [PIC])

I don’t care how fucking stupid it makes my tongue look.

I don’t care about anything except this motherfucking outstanding flavor-slush.

(via Cat Eating Snow Cone [PIC])

Nov 08

What. The. Fuck.
It’s not meat, yet it’s fucking awesome.
I’m gonna have to walk around in circles and think about that for a very long time.
(by p lorant)

What. The. Fuck.

It’s not meat, yet it’s fucking awesome.

I’m gonna have to walk around in circles and think about that for a very long time.

(by p lorant)

Nov 07

Back off, motherfucker!
This is my motherfucking apple-nugget, and this is you getting out of my motherfucking face!
(by eggrole)

Back off, motherfucker!

This is my motherfucking apple-nugget, and this is you getting out of my motherfucking face!

(by eggrole)

Nov 06

Fucking shit tastes so fucking excellent that it makes me angry.
Quiveringly, nibblingly angry.
(via up-4309)

Fucking shit tastes so fucking excellent that it makes me angry.

Quiveringly, nibblingly angry.

(via up-4309)