No way!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheez-its???!?!?!????!??
That fuckin’ rocks!!!!!!!!!11!
Now unhand that shit or imma scratch the crap out of your weird, naked paws.
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Fuck turkey, fuck stuffing, and fuck goddamned cranberries.
What I’m thankful for is the shitloads of fucking amazing individually-wrapped meat-slabs that are literally lying around in huge-assed piles down there.
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Oh ha fucking ha, taunt the frog.
Too bad you’re figna be fucking eye-lickingly delicious meat in five seconds.
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Great fucking presentation, Wolfgang, but next time, say it with meat.
(via fyeahwrinklydogs)
(via smushedfacecreatures)
Shiiiiiiiit, man, it’s fucked-up how good this shit tastes.
Whatever was in that bong hit is working, that’s for fucking sure.
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OK. Now we’re fucking talking. Because shit yes I’ll eat bread, what am I, fucking stupid? This is bread we’re fucking talking about.
(via cat eating bread)
I fuckin’ love you!
Not you! I was talking to the food.
Well yeah, I was looking at you, but I was talking to the food.
Because it’s fucking incredible, that’s why.
Well fuck you too, asshole!
via juliasegal:thoseareturkeys:lickystickypickyme
(via blameitonbrazil)
Oh shit shit shit shit SHIT!
How the fuck am I supposed to stand perfectly still with this scrump-fucking-licious flavor-slab right smack the fuck dab under my goddamned fucking nose?
(via Cute n Tiny)
I don’t care how fucking stupid it makes my tongue look.
I don’t care about anything except this motherfucking outstanding flavor-slush.
(via Cat Eating Snow Cone [PIC])
What. The. Fuck.
It’s not meat, yet it’s fucking awesome.
I’m gonna have to walk around in circles and think about that for a very long time.
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Back off, motherfucker!
This is my motherfucking apple-nugget, and this is you getting out of my motherfucking face!
(by eggrole)
Fucking shit tastes so fucking excellent that it makes me angry.
Quiveringly, nibblingly angry.
(via up-4309)