Utensils? I don’t need utensils. I’ve got motherfucking opposable thumbs, remember?
Why you humans waste your time with this knife and fork shit I’ll never understand.
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Utensils? I don’t need utensils. I’ve got motherfucking opposable thumbs, remember?
Why you humans waste your time with this knife and fork shit I’ll never understand.
(via morgbert)
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