fucking delicious

Okay, seriously guys … get your reptilian asses off my log...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:00:15 -0500

Okay, seriously guys … get your reptilian asses off my log while I eat this tasty green whatever-the-fuck this is.

There’s an entire fucking swamp out there where you can sit around getting your body temperature up and not blinking and do whatever the fuck you do all day, but serioulsy you hairless freaks are making me lose my appetite.

submitted and captioned by C. Wyvill

See? See!? This motherfucker tastes like ass! In other words,...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:03:26 -0500

See? See!?

This motherfucker tastes like ass!

In other words, delicious. So let’s get some of these yummy horsestuffs in my bowl STAT.

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For my next trick, I will make these tasy fucking seeds...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:00:37 -0500

For my next trick, I will make these tasy fucking seeds disappear before your very eyes and escape the “squirrel proof” cage of death unscathed!

submitted and captioned by C. Wyvill

Huh. There’s something the matter with this bamboo. It...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 06:00:45 -0500

Huh. There’s something the matter with this bamboo. It tastes really … furry.

Goddammit! I’m eating my paw again. Jesus Christ I’m such an idiot. No wonder we’re going fucking extinct.

(via kantryla)

Man, that hit the fucking spot. Think I’ll take a nap and...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:48:12 -0500

Man, that hit the fucking spot. Think I’ll take a nap and air out the boys for a bit.

After I saunter my ass back out into the woods make sure to fill those fucking flavor tubes back up so I can ravage them again tomorrow.

submitted and captioned by C. Wyvill

Fuck hats and balloons. Get us more of these bite-sized...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:46:38 -0500

Fuck hats and balloons.

Get us more of these bite-sized flavo-bits, and you will remain rabies-free this year.

[Happy birthday G., from FDcon09]

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Hum de dum … just carrying these fresh, juicy branches...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:41:29 -0500

Hum de dum … just carrying these fresh, juicy branches over here.

Where I’m going to eat the living fucklights out of them.

(via lucias_clay)

Ok, now somehow this seems a a little too good to be true. A...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:04:11 -0500

Ok, now somehow this seems a a little too good to be true. A giant slab of delicious fucking food just sitting there. On a goddamn china plate. Just waiting for me.

Is this some kind of trap?

(via dotnethed)

Yeah, we’re gonna be eating that garland too, bitch. We...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 06:01:26 -0500

Yeah, we’re gonna be eating that garland too, bitch. We don’t care if you’re the Queen of the Easter parade or the goddamn Easter bunny.

(via OldPixels.com)

You think a goat can’t eat a fucking banana? You...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:04:35 -0500

You think a goat can’t eat a fucking banana? You don’t define who I am or what I eat, you picture-taking motherfucker!

(via David Wilmot)

Fuck you, you feathery asshole! I ain’t gonna be no...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:03:22 -0500

Fuck you, you feathery asshole! I ain’t gonna be no goddamn bird brunch!

(via sky_mitch)

Good food, good friends — I can’t help grinning ear...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:01:33 -0500

Good food, good friends — I can’t help grinning ear to ear like a motherfucking idiot!

(via godutchbaby)

You got some sort of problem with my table manners,...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:03:47 -0500

You got some sort of problem with my table manners, motherfucker?

Didn’t think so.

(via Pictures by Ann)

Stop fucking kissing me! I’m just trying to eat a goddamn...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:01:24 -0500

Stop fucking kissing me! I’m just trying to eat a goddamn banana. I don’t need this kind of embarassment.

Aw, fuck, now you guys are taking pictures of this? Great. Immoratlize my humiliation forever why don’t you.

(via priscilla_silvestre)

You know, I appreciate these little salads you put out here...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

You know, I appreciate these little salads you put out here every day for me. But would it kill you to add a few tomatoes, some carrots, maybe some fucking bacon bits once in awhile?

I mean, come on. Salad Time is the highlight of my goddamn day in this stupid fucking tank. All lettuce and no bacon bits makes Jack a sad dugong!

(via TCL 1961)

Guys! Look! “Bangalore gets hi-tech DNA lab.” About...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:00:21 -0500

Guys! Look! “Bangalore gets hi-tech DNA lab.” About fucking time too, if you ask me!

(via Rahul Mirakhur)

Fuck yeah! I might even forgive you this ridiculous-ass outfit...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:00:30 -0500

Fuck yeah! I might even forgive you this ridiculous-ass outfit you tricked me into wearing if you give me the whole fucking bag of these delicious treats!

(via Anna In NY)

Hey! Quit pushing! Ease up! Back the fuck off! There’s...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:00:09 -0500

Hey! Quit pushing! Ease up! Back the fuck off!

There’s enough here for everyone. Does every feeding time have to become a goddamn frenzy?

(via Atelier Teee)

Aw, mom, you make the best regurgitated fish glop I’ve...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:02:43 -0500

Aw, mom, you make the best regurgitated fish glop I’ve ever fucking tasted!

(via chris.bryant)

Yeah, just keep this delicious shit coming or someone’s...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:00:40 -0500

Yeah, just keep this delicious shit coming or someone’s going to need a tetanus shot. Capiche?

(via Genista)