You fucking bitch I swear I will rip your ass cheek off if you keep denying me the tasty food products I so richly deserve.

And I mean “bitch” as a term of respect.

(via Trondheim Byarkiv)

Goddammit. Don’t fucking taunt me like this.

And you’d go a lot faster if you just got off and fucking walked, you lazy-ass motherfucker.

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Uh, it’s called fashion.

Now fuck off and let me eat my seeds. Eat them very stylishly, I might add.

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Bo van Veen)

First I’ll eat the baby shoes, then the baby.

Heh heh heh heh heh.

I’m like some kind of evil fucking genius or something.

(via Shards Of Blue)

Come on, you wiggly bastard. In!

(via James Edward Fox)

I am so fucking tripped-out on this scrumpadelic milk that I feel like I’m hovering six inches off the goddamn ground.

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Fmphcking letumph im fmphcking tastmph.

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