You fucking bitch I swear I will rip your ass cheek off if you keep denying me the tasty food products I so richly deserve.
And I mean “bitch” as a term of respect.
(via Trondheim Byarkiv)
Listen, asshole. One step closer to my food and you’re gettting a gusher of you-fucking-know-what in your foxy-ass face!
(via LaVeta Jude)
Now sit up straight and hold your carrot like this.
Listen to me when I fucking talk to you, young man!
(via Sun Chaser)
Yeah, I know I’m totally fucking adorable.
But could you just let me eat my damn food without all that creepy oohing and aahing?
(via MeLa de Gypsie)
Goddammit. Don’t fucking taunt me like this.
And you’d go a lot faster if you just got off and fucking walked, you lazy-ass motherfucker.
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imgur.com
Uh, it’s called fashion.
Now fuck off and let me eat my seeds. Eat them very stylishly, I might add.
(via
Bo van Veen)
You see what it said on the bag? Cat Food. Cat food. Food for CATS. And you sure as fuck don’t look like any cat I’ve ever met.
(via rattatner)
It’s squid, you ungrateful little shit. You know what I went through to catch this wiggly motherfucker for you?
You’re going to eat it, and you’re going to like it. End of fucking discussion.
(via
Island-Life)
Oh, fuck, is it time for food? Is there food here? Do you have food? I like food. Do you have some? Is it feeding time? Fuck man don’t hold out on us.
(via CHRIS JUDSON (JUDDY))
Remember what this dormouse said: I’m feeding my fucking mouth. With these fucking scrumptious berries.
(via mararie)
These leaves are great and all, but when do we get to start with all the fucking? I was told there would be fucking.
(via Poisonheadache)
That’s right, fucking shove that shit up in there, or I’ll fucking bash your head in with my trunk. Don’t think I won’t do it because I’m so fucking cute. I’m hungry like a motherfucker.
(via tall bru)
First I’ll eat the baby shoes, then the baby.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
I’m like some kind of evil fucking genius or something.
(via Shards Of Blue)
